Technically Social The Dog Counts T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Dog Tee | Paws Over People | Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

You left the house. You made eye contact. You had a full, meaningful, deeply engaging conversation. The fact that it was entirely with your dog is completely, technically, legally beside the point.

The Technically Social — The Dog Counts tee is the introvert dog lover's proudest loophole. Your daily social quota is met. Your dog is a fully valid, enthusiastically participating member of your social life. No one can prove otherwise and frankly, no one should try.

Technically, yes. Socially fulfilled. Completely.

For the introverts who have long since decided that their dog absolutely 
counts as a social interaction — and a perfectly adequate one at that. 
No small talk. No explaining yourself. Just a walk, a wag, and someone 
who's genuinely glad you showed up.

🐾 Veterinarian-founded brand — designed by someone who counts patient dogs as part of her daily social life too.

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COLOR

- Light — black text on a light shirt

- Dark — white text on a dark shirt

STYLE

- Unisex — Bella+Canvas BC3001

  Classic relaxed fit, true to size

- Women’s — Bella+Canvas BC6400

  Slightly more fitted through the shoulders,

  relaxed through the body

Select your color, style, and size below.

Not sure? See our size guide.

Sizing tip: The unisex style fits true to size. The women’s relaxed fit runs slightly oversized — size down if you prefer a more fitted look.

Showing up, technically. Available in cat and dog versions for the person who’s socially present enough. Premium Bella+Canvas tee.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Sizing tip: The unisex style fits true to size. The women's relaxed fit runs slightly oversized — size down if you prefer a more fitted look.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide