Technically Social The Dog Counts T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Dog Tee | Paws Over People | Unisex t-shirt

You left the house. You made eye contact. You had a full, meaningful, deeply engaging conversation. The fact that it was entirely with your dog is completely, technically, legally beside the point.

The Technically Social — The Dog Counts tee is the introvert dog lover's proudest loophole. Your daily social quota is met. Your dog is a fully valid, enthusiastically participating member of your social life. No one can prove otherwise and frankly, no one should try.

Technically, yes. Socially fulfilled. Completely.

For the introverts who have long since decided that their dog absolutely 
counts as a social interaction — and a perfectly adequate one at that. 
No small talk. No explaining yourself. Just a walk, a wag, and someone 
who's genuinely glad you showed up.

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👕 SHIRT DETAILS
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- Original witty copy by Dr. Pauline Yap, DVM
- Printed on soft, comfortable Bella+Canvas unisex tee (BC3001)
- Also available in women's relaxed fit (BC6400)
- True-to-size — see size guide
- Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve print

🐾 Veterinarian-founded brand — designed by someone who counts patient dogs as part of her daily social life too.

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👕 OPTIONS

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COLOR

- Light — black text on a light shirt

- Dark — white text on a dark shirt

STYLE

- Unisex — Bella+Canvas BC3001

  Classic relaxed fit, true to size

- Women’s — Bella+Canvas BC6400

  Slightly more fitted through the shoulders,

  relaxed through the body

Select your color, style, and size below.

Not sure? See our size guide.

Sizing tip: The unisex style fits true to size. The women’s relaxed fit runs slightly oversized — size down if you prefer a more fitted look.

Showing up, technically. Available in cat and dog versions for the person who’s socially present enough. Premium Bella+Canvas tee.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide